Previewing the Champions League Final

Champions League

Most American soccer fans, when they look at European soccer, they pay closest attention to England and Spain (and then one person that pays attention to Norway). The headline teams are those in London and Manchester, Madrid and Barcelona. This year’s top two teams, however, don’t fit that profile.

The semi-finals of this year’s Champions League featured two Spanish teams against two German teams. I think the common consensus was that the two Spanish teams Real Madrid and FC Barcelona, would roll over those from Germany, Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich. Instead, it was quite the opposite. Madrid and Barcelona were blown out of the water. The only people that weren’t surprised were Germans.

German soccer is unique in that the teams are fiscally responsible, profitable and very successful. They don’t spend outside of their means, but there is a great deal of domestic talent, so they aren’t handcuffed by the financial restraint.

You would think, then, that the top two teams in Germany, the two best teams in Europe this season, would be very similar. That is not the case. Bayern Munich is 25 points clear of Borussia Dortmund. Borussia Dortmund is in 2nd place, and they are 25 points behind Munich. They are also 25 points ahead of FSV Mainz. Mainz is in 13th place.

Munich has a roster stacked with the top names off the German National Team, like Mario Gomez (I know, I know) Philipp Lahm, Bastian Schweinsteiger, and Thomas Muller.They are also home to several top non-German Europeans, which makes them unique in Germany. Some of those big names are France’s Franck Ribeiry, the Netherlands’ Arjen Robben, Austria’s David Alaba, Switzerland’s Xherdan Shaqiri and the Ukraine’s Anatoliy Tymoshchuk.

Bayern also has a player ready to join them next year. Mario Gotze. He is presently the best player for Dortmund. What I’m trying to say, if you haven’t gathered, is that Bayern Munich is a better team than Dortmund. They should win in London tomorrow afternoon, with no problems whatsoever.

Links of the Day 5/24/13

Hi. I spent the afternoon talking to children about my job. It’s really tough to explain Geoguessr to kids.

What the hell, it’s the hockey off-season, let’s figure out who should go to the Olympics.

Tired of watching bad baseball? I hope not, because there is a lot of Twins season left. Here is more!

Joe Mauer sucks.

SCOREBOARD
MLB
Detroit 7, Minnesota 6 – The Twins blew a lead. Again.

9 Games

burn it downThe Twins have now lost 9 games in a row. They are terrible. There is only one solution. Burn it down.

Everyone on the staff, fire them. All of them. Terry Ryan Ron Gardenhire, Joe Vavra, the guy who burns hot dogs by Section 129 on a daily damn basis, TC Bear. Everyone.

Trade everyone. Josh Willingham. Joe Mauer. Oswaldo Arcia. Trade them. Trade them all.

Then set fire to Target Field and roast Andy MacPhail in effigy over the smoldering embers.

Run the Pohlads out of town.

Or, you know, be patient and realize that there is a plan, and 2013 is an inconvenient speed bump. The Twins are now at the record they probably were expected to be at by this point. They have young pitchers that will take a couple of years to make it to the big leagues. Oswaldo Arcia is the first of a wave of talented prospects that will repopulate the offense.  This season means nothing.

*sigh*

On the Menu: Home made ravioli

I undertook one of the bigger cooking adventures I’ve ever made this week: Homemade ravioli. That is to say, I put together the filling and made the ravioli with the filling and then put them into some wonton wrappers to complete the parcel. Let’s review.

Cooking the filling: Success. I used a pork, veal, ground beef mixture (meatloaf mix, as it’s called) with some ricotta, marinara, peas, salt, pepper and parsley. This was a quality filling.

Deposited the filling into the noodles: Success

Used beaten egg whites to use as a glue to stick the top and bottom wonton wrapper together: Success

After refrigerating, boil the assembled ravioli: DISASTER

20130521_204828This is a forgiving picture, because of the sauce on top, as well as the cheese, but on the edges, you can see what looks more like pasta rags than well assembled ravioli. They looked so good going into the water, but the wonton wrappers thinned out quickly, and some broke. In other cases, the seal wasn’t as complete as I would hope, and things would leak out.

The taste was on point for whichever ones I could actually rescue, but it was a mess.

 

Links of the Day 5/22/13

Good afternoon. I hope you packed an umbrella.

The Twins played the Braves toady on the field and on Twitter.

A pretty good retrospective on Joe Mauer’s career so far.

Vance Worley was optioned to AAA today. That’s crazy.

SCOREBOARD
MLB
(Yesterday) Atlanta 5, Minnesota 4 – Rain delay, heart breaking blown save. This is the Twins now.
(Today) Atlanta 8, Minnesota 3 – And this was essentially the last straw for Worley.
(Yesterday) Chicago 3, Boston 1 – So long, White Sox. It was fun at the bottom for so long, but we’ll just man the cellar ourselves.

Entertainment Roundup: Looking to Neverland

PARKER CROFT, COLIN O'DONOGHUEOnce Upon a Time ended its second season last week, and left A LOT to look forward to next year including a new story!

Tamara and Greg had their climax this episode. They’ve been troublemakers in Storybrook for a while, but it was interesting to learn that they are also working for Peter Pan. He’s got a wide reach. I was a little confused as to why they would need to blow up the town if their mission was Henry. I guess it was just to keep us wondering what they were up to.

Who would have ever thought that Peter Pan was going to be evil? He has a large army of Lost Boys who steal children for him. This leaves a lot of questions for next year. Is Peter only a shadow or does he just send his shadow to do his bidding? How was he looking for Henry before he was born? What’s Peter’s back story? What does he do with the children he steals? I would guess that he is using the children to increase his power. He needs Henry though because Henry’s powers and potential haven’t been revealed. I do secretly love how bad-ass the Lost Boys are.

Captain Hook redeems himself at the end of the season and leads our main crew on the search for Henry. The Jolly Roger sounds like a fun ride. I don’t think Captain Hook will stay ‘good’ for long. But, he doesn’t like Peter Pan either and fears him a bit. Could Pan be worse than the Dark One? I like that the whole crew and Regina are off on a quest together. I predict that Regina will be a good-guy for most of next season. Besides, we have a new evil character to watch.

Finally, I’m glad that Bae ended up with Mulan and Sleeping Beauty. I really liked Mulan and their group’s back story. They’ll take good care of him, but it will be a while until he’s reunited with Emma to be happily ever after.

Next year, we also get to introduce ourselves to the spinoff Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. When I watched the trailer, I wasn’t excited about the asylum aspect of the show. I don’t want to watch a fairytale show that is based in an asylum. By the end of the trailer, I was hooked though. Alice goes back to Wonderland to find her love the Gene!

Links of the Day 5/21/13

Are you going to be watching the NBA draft lottery? Wait, you are? All right then, I guess.

I love how the entire crowd reacts. Adorable.

The Twins have added a reliever from the minors who hails from Minnesota. Huge deal.

There is a new way to design your basketball court, apparently, and George Washington is going for it.

SCOREBOARD
MLB
Atlanta 5, Minnesota 1 – The Twins still won the World Series in 91
Chicago 5, Boston 4 – The White Sox surpassed the Twins and now Minnesota is back in last place.

Kevin “Pumpkin” Correia

PumpkinPeople were impressed with Kevin Correia’s hot start for the Twins. I said all season that we should enjoy it while it lasted. Now that we have seen Correia implode again, it’s time to hit you with the cold hard facts.The following are Correia’s career monthly ERAs.

April: 3.82
May: 4.63
June: 4.48
July: 5.57
August: 4.62
September: 3.72

So, we can look forward to September, I guess, but to this point Correia is running right on schedule.

 

Links of the Day 5/20/13

Good heavens. The images out of Moore, Oklahoma are devastating. If there is a town that knows how to deal with tragedy like the tornado that went through today it is Moore however. Small solace, I suppose.

How close did you really watch the Preakness?

How close have you been watching Matt Moore?

How close was this to an actual baseball play?

SCOREBOARD
MLB
Red Sox 5, Minnesota 1 – The scary thing is the 3 hour delay only threw the Red Sox off their rhythm.
Los Angeles 6, Chicag o2 – At least the White Sox didn’t get another game on the Twins. Or something.
Tippeligaen
Rosenborg 0, Molde o – Given how bad Molde has been, Rosenborg really should have got points from this one.