I have concerns on behalf of the Oregon Ducks

First, I wanted to express my appreciation for the Ducks going back to their classic colors. A little garish for my taste, but who am I to mess with tradition? But then, I saw the marks all over the uniform and became concerned that the players were being dangerously exposed to mercury. Apparently, though, t’s not mercury, and just shiny fabric and was actually put there on purpose.

My next concern was that they would be the constant target for marauding black birds, but as luck would have it, it sounds like my concerns were based on an old wives tale. Of course, another concern I don’t have to worry about is ever seeing these uniforms ever again. Oregon ADD pays off!

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