I fell asleep on the couch last night. For 7 hours.
Green Bay uses a replacement meteorologist. BUT HE CAN BE WRONG ALL THE TIME AND STILL KEEP HIS JOB SO IT’S NOT AN APT SATIRE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But hey, the real refs are back, so no more complaining, right?
Charlotte is mildly disappointed in Cam Newton. More on this later.
Glen Perkins talks his way through a save.
New York 8, Minnesota 2 – Sam Deduno got through the entire start without allowing a run! (He left in the 2nd with eye irritation)
Cleveland 6, Chicago 4 – I would laugh at the White Sox, but the Twins are tied with the Indians.