Good evening! Obviously, there was no show today. Instead, join me tomorrow at 3pm tomorrow
/breathlessly runs into room THE JETS RELEASED TIM TEBOW /collapses
The White Sox acquired Casper Wells today, in a roster move that will prove relevant to American sports.
Sandnes Ulf 1, Rosenborg 0 – WHAT THE HELL
Tampa Bay 8, Chicago 3 – See, this is why the White Sox needed Casper Wells
Minnesota 5, Texas 0 – Kevin Correia, man. When he comes back to earth, it’s sure going to hurt.
Detroit 4, Minnesota 3 – The Twins pitching is better than awful. Nice!