Some features of the new Vikings Stadium

stadiumestupidoThe Vikings are due to announce their stadium design today at an event at the Guthrie Theater. I’m not what you would call “in the know” but I do have a feeling about a few features that the new facility will have.

– A projection of Zygi Wilf’s laughing, cackling visage projected on the roof.

–  A big, green football field, right in the middle.

– Constant disappointment.

– 150 dollar seats.

– More expensive seats that aren’t obstructed view like those cheap 150 dollar seats.

– MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THE LOCAL ECONOMY (lol j/k)

– An expiration date that will expire in 20 years.

In conclusion, I can’t believe that there is an event at the Guthrie for the announcement of how this stupid stadium will look.

 

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