Nick Punto’s big night on Twitter

Los Angeles Dodgers and former Twins utility man Nick Punto was showing up in my “Activity” feed on Tweet Deck last night. He had some people to follow, and he needed to follow the all right now.

Punto's big night

 

I just like the image of Nick Punto sitting in his mansion (known locally as Gritty Manor) laboring over his iPad. “I can’t believe I forgot the Biebs! I gotta follow Justin Bieber!. And if I’m following Bieber, then I had better follow Tebow too!”

For the record, the list of people Punto followed last night, in very quick succession and in order (good luck following the train of thought)

Luke Bryan
Ellie Goulding
Florida Georgia Line
Adam Levine
Justin Bieber
Tim Tebow
Nicole Scherzinger
Jenny McCarthy
LL Cool J
Ryan Seacrest
Britney Spears
will.i.am
Tyra Banks

Congratulations to the grittiest group of celebrities in North America. Get money.

Also, Nick Punto is a 14 year old girl.

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